Son : Baby, Baby, baby ohhh! Baby, Baby , Baby Noooo!!!
Mom: What are u doing son ?
Son : Errr.. i'm watching porn, mom.
Mom : Oh thank God. I thought you r listening to Justin Bieber.
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Lina : Oh my God! you call me! how proud...
Aiman : err.. I'm not your god.. i'm Aiman..
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Husband : If i die will you remarry??
Wife: Of course not..i just stay with my sister.. if i die will you remarry??
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